Sandwiches

[RegularJackass]

Sandwich recipe 1

Turkey and cheddar
White bread
Mild cheddar cheese
Smoked turkey
Thinly sliced tomatoes
Romaine lettuce, ribs removed
Softened butter
Spread a little softened butter on one side of each slice of bread. Crisp it up on a griddle over medium-high heat.
Fill it with the lettuce on the bottom, turkey on top of that, then tomato, then cheese. Sprinkle it lightly with
dried dill weed and onion powder. Cut it on the diagonal, insert fancy cocktail toothpicks with olives on them,
and serve with chips.

Sandwich recipe 2

Tuna salad
Mix this stuff up preferably in advance:
1 can tuna, drained
1/3 c. mayonnaise
1 minced clove garlic
1 minced celery stick
Juice of half a lemon
1/2 tsp onion powder
Half a dill pickle, minced
1 quarter of an onion, minced
1/4 tsp black pepper
Mix well and add salt to taste. Add a pinch of sugar if you want. Cover with plastic wrap and put it in the fridge
for up to 12 hours.
Get some sourdough or rye bread and put some tuna salad on it. If you like, put some romaine lettuce beneath the
tuna salad.

Sandwich recipe 3

Thanksgiving sandwich
Get some quality artisan white bread
Layer mayo, plain turkey, cranberry sauce, and romaine lettuce, de-ribbed, on it. Best using homemade mayo. Slice on the diagonal and scarf it down.

Sandwich recipe 4

Ham sandwich
Get a good baguette. Slice it down the middle lengthwise like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbTVfdhJR3Y and then across it into sandwich-sized sections. Spread some butter on it if you wish, but only on one side. Spread some fig jam on the other.
Put ham on it and close up the sandwiches.

Sandwich recipe 5

Monte Cristo sandwich
Whisk 3 eggs in a bowl.
Get 6 slices of bread
Cut 2/3 cup of sharp cheese into slices as thin as possible
Heat up some olive oil or margarine in a skillet on medium-high and dip the bread in the eggs. Fry the egg bread on both sides until cooked, then top half the egg breads with sliced turkey, chicken, or ham and some cheese, then cover with the other half of the egg breads so you have a bunch of sandwiches. Lower the heat immediately to medium-low and flip periodically so it doesn’t burn but the cheese melts. Serve it up with jam to dip it in. Some people sprinkle it with powdered sugar.

Sandwich recipe 6

Salmon salad sandwich
Drain 1 can of salmon and put it in a bowl. Add this stuff:
1 tbsp minced onion
1 tsp pickle juice
1 tbsp huy fong garlic chili sauce
2 tsp lemon juice
1 tbsp minced green onions
Mix well with a fork. Add mayonnaise if you want, maybe like 1 tbsp
Line some white sandwich bread with romaine lettuce. Put the salmon stuff on there and top it with another slice of bread.

Sandwich recipe 7

Cheese sandwich
Get 2 slices of any kind of cheese and lay them, overlapping, on the diagonal on a slice of bread. Any kind will do.
Lay on there, consecutively:
Thinly sliced onion
Thinly sliced tomato
Sprinkling of onion powder and black pepper
Romaine lettuce
Put some chipotle mayonnaise on the top slice of bread, then put it on the stack.
Slice on the diagonal and serve.

Sandwich recipe 8

Vegan BLT
Fry up some Fakin' Bacon according to package directions. This stuff is tempeh flavored to taste like bacon. It's pretty good.
Put Vegenaise mayo on a slice of crusty white bread.
Assemble the BLT with the fakin' bacon, tomato, lettuce, and black pepper.
Top it with another slice of bread and you're good to go.